Booming Opinion – from an individual with multiple social media accounts, who places undue weight upon their words. Words that are uttered too often, covering too many subjects, and carrying the facade of diligent expert research to disguse bluster.

A slave to social media numbers, and considers these numbers as a public declaration of their importance on this rock.

Reads tweet about the macro economic forecasts and trends due to Brexit: declares with much certainty this position, despite having never studied economics in any level of detail, let alone being able to comprehend the complexities of multi-national trade agreements.

Sees a Facebook post from a country they are not living in, but relates to their own profession: tells this stranger how very wrong they are, regardless of the differences between the two countries and how that profession exists within.

Overhears a factual opinion with a smattering of wit: takes ownership of said opinion and plagarises for ego-gain.

Hears the song “You’re so vain”: actually believes the song is about them.